Friday, January 30, 2009

best news i've heard all day!

"Despite a drop in its fourth-quarter earnings and collapsing oil prices, Exxon Mobil, the world’s largest publicly traded oil company, still managed to set a record as the most profitable American corporation ever last year."

phew. i was worried.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/31/business/31oil.html?hp

Thursday, January 29, 2009

spotted

brod + bathroom + banana = SHENANIGANS!

this just in

subject of the email i just, JUST got:

"Cover letters for invoices through 12/31/97; four more are waiting for Don's signature."

97? really? really. that's not even remotely close to 08.

i'm not at desk right now

actually i am, so i got to hear this stellar gem:

beta bromancer: hey, you want some of my street meat?
alpha bromancer: no thanks.
beta bromancer: i'm only gonna ask you this one more time- do you want some of my street meat?
alpha bromancer: no, my banana was enough.